TESO Beta Testing!


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Got this little surprise in my inbox today, and I am giddy as a little school girl… Now I’m not a huge fan of MMORPGs ever since I realized I was spending more time playing WoW than breathing, but there is always something exciting about beta testing a fresh game on a weekend of zero responsibility, I’m not sure what the terms of agreement I agreed upon, but hopefully I can write a little review after the wonderful weekend.

Goodbye productivity! Hello sweet digital crack.

See you all on Monday!

Oh, and don’t worry, I already redeemed the beta key.

Minimalist Hyper Light Drifter Wallpapers


If you can’t tell, I am super amped for this game, so I made some minimalist wallpapers to sate my rabid inner fanboy. Started with pen and paper and than scanned and touched up with Photoshop, definitely not as good as the pros over at Heart Machine, but I like it. If you have any requests for coloring just let me know

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Excitement Brimming for Hyper Light Drifter


The team behind Hyper Light Drifter is in love with their game. From the beautiful soundtrack by Disasterpeace, to the stunning set pieces, everything is a¬†hyper-imagined, neon colored, nostalgic love letter to the 16-bit era. But it’s not just a memory through rose colored glasses, this game seems to have merged the very best of past and present to create (what I hope to be) a beautifully rich and fulfilling experience.

The guys at Heart Machine are a mushy bunch, in the best way possible, lovingly pouring their hearts and souls into a shining tribute to early 90’s gaming. With a cinematic style that feels like a mix between Akira and the Dark Crystal, it creates a stunning atmosphere that is so eery and fantastical it makes me giddy to explore everything these guys have created.

The game play harkens to a much darker and more stylized combination of Secret of Mana, Gunstar Superheroes, and top down ARPGs like Diablo ll, but is really something that is wholly itself and not just a knockoff. From the pastel and neon color pallet, to the high fantasy/ dark sci-fi scenery, to the fast paced combat, this game is brimming with individuality and charisma.

The story for Hyper Light Drifter feels similar to Miyazaki’s Princess Mononoke. You play as a member of a group of beings known as Drifters, Drifters are dedicated to collecting forgotten knowledge and technologies from a crumbled civilization. Our protagonist is infected¬† with some kind of disease or curse forcing him to travel further into the Lands of Buried Time searching for a cure. It’s unclear whether our hero gains their awesome skills from the Drifters or if the disease is giving him the power, but I sure am happy he has them, because I am so excited to cut through hordes of foes in one of the coolest looking neon blood baths I’ve ever seen.

Heart Machine has already shattered a Kickstarter campaign for Hyper Light Drifter raising a total of $640,000, beating their original funding goal by 2400%. The game is slated for release on PS4, Wii U and of course PC, having recently been “Green Lighted” on Steam, and will be coming out mid 2014.

For more on Hyper Light Drifter:

Heart Machine

Kickstarter Campaign

Pre Order Hyper Light Drifter

And as the music fades bring up shot of our hero, sitting by a fire…